“God Is Negated By The Presence Of Anti-God”

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What is God?
Samir: The GOD we know is a man-made concept defined on principles of suitability and convenience. The GOD we DON’T know is GOD.

God or the Big Bang (or both)?
Samir: Both. God made the Big Bang happen, but now sadly this explosion is out of God’s control.

God or Darwin (or both)?
Samir: Obviously God, because if it had been Darwin then Darwin would have become God and that is a cosmic impossibility.

God or Darfur ? (How can Darfur happen if there is God?)
Samir: God is not the undisputed ruler of the universe. The presence of God is negated by presence of Anti-God (Just like positive energy is negated by negative energy). Darfur was sanctioned by Anti-God.

Who is God’s God?
Samir: (Laughter) Godfather?

Will the real God please stand up? (Why do we have so many religions?)
Samir: (More laughter) No, because God is sleeping with the Goddess.

Is this just a big lab and are we just guinea pigs and God just a researcher?
Samir: I really can’t say. Assuming God is a researcher then what is the purpose of this research? How long will we have to wait for some kind of conclusion to this research?

Unexplained phenomena = God?
Samir: No. Because GOD = unexplained phenomena + unknown phenomenon + other unknowns + all known.